One Man And His Beeyotch...
I heard on the radio today that a man in India married his dog.
Just judging on appearances, I think the dog could have done much better.
Whoever said that blondes have more fun, obviously never met this bitch.
There are just too many jokes that one could make with regards to this, but I must admit, I was most amused when the radio presenter wondered what the First Dance song would be, and his co-host suggested Three Times A Bitch by Lionel Richie.