I Guess Sperm Really Is Good For The Skin...

So the other night, The Tall Guy and I (OK, this was so not my idea) decided to watch a porn film called Ghetto Gagglers. I think you can guess what it was about.

My question is this:

WHAT THE FUCK IS SO SEXY ABOUT WATCHING TEN GUYS SQUIRTING SPERM ALL OVER A WOMAN'S FACE?

Erm.. did I just answer my own question? Scott?

Shit, is my inner-prude showing again…? Sigh.

Whatever happened to porn with interesting storylines? Example:

Scene:
Painter and Decorator arrives at Mrs Smith's house (to paint and decorate presumably).
Mrs Smith comes to the door wearing a see-through nightie
Painter gets an instant hard-on
They shag like rabbits
The End.

Am I asking for too much?