It Couldn't Happen To A Nicer Person...

1.Paying an ex-boyfriend to ‘leak’ a dirty video of you on the internet, $100
2.Money gained from doing absolutely nothing, $5million
3.Bribing a sheriff to reduce your jail time, $1000
4.Watching Paris Hilton sob her heart out as she’s taken back to jail, PRICELESS!

(Hehe, thanks for the inspiration Amie.)