Patti Rebmann AKA AP Miller Loves Karen Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake...
Oh how she wounds me. Apparently Patsy sent the long e-mail below, to all and sundry.
It's so unfair, why can't I be insulted by somebody who understands the difference between 'advice' and 'advise'. Also, by somebody who knows that 'Nobody' isn't actually supposed to be two words? *g*
In case you have not been following the blog of this "NO BODY" who seems to believe her shit doesn't stink, (k: Oooh, the wench stole that line from me!) allow me to give you a bit of insight.
Karen Scott has a big mouth when it comes to slandering authors. Seems I am not the only one being attacked here either. She knows NOTHING about writing or publishing yet finds it necessary to post advise to authors regarding their career! And how much of a college education have she had?? NONE. What are her writing credits?? BOOK REVIEWS...Author Groupie wannabe.
Continued after the cut...
What does she mean no writing credits? Hey, I'll have you know that I came first in a school writing competition when I was ten, dammit! I even beat Samuel Coombes, and he was a total brain box! I was also the only person who could use the words 'submerged' and 'phoenix' together in a sentence, and make it work! Sheesh!
Anyway, sorry to interrupt, Patsy continues:
She is a moron who knows nothing about about nothing. A simpleton who reads books all day long instead of working for a living. No wonder she strikes me as a person without an education.
She is someone who has no life and wishes so desperately to live through others to make herself look important. You really have to pity her for the stupidity that comes out of her mouth.
Oooh that Patsy's good. By the way I'll have you know that I'm educated. My diploma that I bought from a guy on the internet says so, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it beeyotch!
Teresa Jacobs, the FORMER LOOSER CEO of Mardi Gras Publishing will most likely have a lot more time on her hands when she is behind bars for fraud. She writes in this post under "anonymous" and has been the biggest instigator in this group merely because she has no more career and wouldn't listen to people who knew the business when it came down to running the company the RIGHT way.
She wants so badly to destroy my career...(K: *smirk*) Oh pathetic as she is...use your real name you dope...stop hiding...you know you're done. Her nose is so full of brown right now it isn't funny. And it's straight up Karen's ass. "Oh please accept me Karen please???" Let's trash patti's reputation becuase I am soooo jealous of her success....
Teresa Jacobs said that to lil' 'ole me? Ya see, now here's somebody who recognises true greatness when she sees it. I heart that Teresa Jacobs person, I really do, so what if she's defrauded loads of authors? She loves me, that means so much, it really does...
She (K: Teresa I presume?) has lied, and committed theft, outside state lines which is punishble by the federal law not local. She has committed fraud in her home state of Alabama, and has hidden often by moving from apartment to apartment in leiu of escaping her creditors.
She has filed bankruptcy once or twice before which I was told by someone close to her, so what does that tell you about her honesty and integrity? The authors of MGP were treated very poorly. Teresa went MIA, screwed up her own life and company not to mention the lives of her authors and is now throwing stones at an author who will always have more then she does along with her honesty and integrity intact..thank you very much...ME!
I am asking you to ignore anything you read on Karens Scotts blog from here on in regarding me, and place Teresa's name in front of "ANONYMOUS"..well all of you get the picture.
If you ever come across Karen Scott run the other way. She is nothing but trouble. And SHAME on You Nora for joining the ban wagon...don't you have a commercial or a book to write for television? I am very disappointed in your actions...flaming another author you don't know? Or is it that you fear the competition? In any event it doesn't make you look like the professional you claim to be. Associating with morons..."
Oh Patsy, why oh why didn't you read my blog about the importance of authors using spelling and grammar checker?
Oh yeah, and you insulted LaNora, that's so fucked up dude. That has to be a crime surely?
And to think, I was going to blog about TTG and I discovering the Nintendo Wii! Heheh!! If this e-mail was truly from you Patsy, thanks for the laughs, you truly are deliciously bananas!
Also, if it makes you feel better, I do believe you're good enough to write for Mrs Giggles' Trixy Lion Publishing house! You go girl!